A Bloody Good Weekend Mates!
Would recommend to anyone! What a great weekend, I hope yours went as well as mine! Miss Madison and her troopers headed to vacation destination New Albany, Indiana for a weekend of fun in the sun sprinkled in with a little rain. To say I was antsy with the extra kiddos…
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My Favorite Stalker!
Unfortunately this is posted in Indiana and not Kentucky! Because I had no idea that railroad tracks meant a train could me near! A quick P.S.A. (Public Service Announcement, Kentuckian) from Skipah’s Realm, due to vacationing in Door County, Wisconsin and some unsettling news at work I was not able to…
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Mealyworms are not a Recommended Choice of Protein
Things are pretty much a blur right now! Two days of rain and four inches later it’s finally starting to dry out around here. I know Texan, Hurricane Patricia was much kinder to us Midwesterners, but two days of that crap had everybody in a bad mood! Even the water fowl…
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I’ve Picked Up a New Roomate This Week!
The Sock Dating Pool is still filling up! The beginning of one season and the end of another one. Saturday night was our annual “fall” back one hour for daylights saving time. Which is always great for when you are driving home and the blinding sun is right at eye level. Area…
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Things are Cloudy, but I’m not a Cockfighter!
With the latest news today that a possible bomb caused the tragic Russian airliner to crash over the Sinai Peninsula this past weekend Hammy is convinced he is coming out of retirement! He’s pulled out all of his old field manuals and was trying to reach his former KGB contacts in…
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It’s a Bond Birthday and Don’t Ever Doubt My Daughter!
The locals would say “Living on river time”, me it’s a freaking barge! Did I miss the shopping phenomenon known as The Dollar General Store? Did the memo go to my old address or what? It’s like Walmart lite, who in the hell willingly goes there to “grocery” shop? I live…
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Bend Over!
Skipah’s Realm is now an official “Disney Free” zone! Flags have been ordered to fly at half-staff at the offices of Skipah’s Realm. Nobody important died (that I know of), but the overall good natured atmosphere in the land of Skipah just isn’t present right now. A system I had…
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I’ve Picked Up a New Roomate This Week!
The Sock Dating Pool is still filling up! The beginning of one season and the end of another one. Saturday night was our annual “fall” back one hour for daylights saving time. Which is always great for when you are driving home and the blinding sun is right at eye level. Area…
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Bend Over!
Skipah’s Realm is now an official “Disney Free” zone! Flags have been ordered to fly at half-staff at the offices of Skipah’s Realm. Nobody important died (that I know of), but the overall good natured atmosphere in the land of Skipah just isn’t present right now. A system I had…
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Just a Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Medicine Go Down!
Happy Monday denizens of the Skipahsphere! It’s the most wonderful time of the year….Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukah for my Jewish friends? Hell no, it’s Maui or bust baby! Is Mr. Skipah vacationing in Hawaii (only if they let me pay with empty Polar Pop cups), umm no my second favorite basketball tournament…
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Missing You
Got to witness true blue falconry this weekend, fascinating is the only way to describe it! Actually it deserves it’s own post in the future. The Skipah’s sports book is currently taking odds on what state will have the next Powerball winner. Here in the United States we have 50…
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Reunited!
#Winning The flags have been lowered to half-staff at the corporate offices of Skipah’s Realm and the soft sultry tunes of The Eagles are being enjoyed by all the employees in honor of Glenn Frey. Little known fact about me the very first CD (that’s compact disc IPod generation) I owned…
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The (Un) Intelligent Woman
Coming soon either a nasty case of food poisoning or my new favorite restaurant! Madison, Indiana has officially become the corporate headquarters of Skipah’s Realm. Paperwork has been filed with the post office, next of kin have been notified, and I’m on a first name basis with the local employees…
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The X-Files
After tonight there might be a bit of a chink in the armor with Miss Madison. I finally figured out why she has been so nice and accommodating with me. It’s not my George Clooney looks or Stephen Hawking intelligence (which I possess neither but don’t tell her that), it’s…
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Daughters Rule the Day!
This is my daily view driving home from the office. Did everybody see that? In case you missed it let me remind you…. sunshine at 8:00 p.m.! Yes, we have made the turn from old man winter and sprung ahead one hour this weekend. I for one couldn’t be more thankful. …
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The Retro Weekend
I thought Jesus loved everybody! It came and vanished quicker than a Cessna aircraft navigating the Bermuda Triangle, but after 26 long days, I finally got to play dad to Sloane again! Throw in that the FIRST PLACE Cincinnati Reds are 5-1, and this weekend has been pretty damn good, crappy Indiana…
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#MyBabyTooBill
Let’s do this! It doesn’t matter if you run the local airport branch of Hertz Rent-A-Car, are in control of stocking the shelves at the Piggly Wiggly, or you’re like me and run a website. Your email inbox is constantly going to be flooded with junk, spam, autograph requests, and…
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A Most Expensive Holiday
For my culinary fans. Invitations have been sent out via email, Fat Tony’s Italian catering has been hired, and is currently setting up the stage as I type. This isn’t an 80s retro party going down, it’s a celebration with Miss Madison and I for the first annual National Ex Spouse Day celebration…
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A Lesson In History-August 18
This way dad! Many great births & occurrences have happened to take place on August 18th. Virginia Dare, according to historians, was born on this date. For you non-history buffs, that would be the first “English” child born in our little plot of land known as America. In 1868, some…
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Halloween Weekend-A Week Early
It’s getting spooky around here! Let’s do the Time Warp again (I’m just warming up) real fast. Fresh off sniffing some of the finest bourbons in the land last Friday I was finally able to secure the heir to the Skipah’s Realm kingdom who also happens to be my daughter. With more…
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